The weather outside is zero
Feels like snow, you know.
Uh Oh, gotta go
Fit a set of snowplows as tires
On the charioteer, 2005 LeSabre
And, a stir stick for her windshield –
To wisk away frost, ice and snow
Like trademark Frappuccinos
Ordered at drive-thru windows.
Uh oh gotta go
Shopping for boots and coat,
To skip on the ice sure-footed
As a mountain goat.
Here comes “a few miles of snow”
North and Northwest means snow, you know.
Holy paragraphs dub-you pea, here comes the snow.
Are we ready Block heater/editor – Oh heavens no.