My dear darling auto correct;
Thy selfless typing materialize
Words of puzzlement and tease.
I type hello you answer “yellow.”
I type jello, you answer, “hello.”
I type rainbow you answer “boo.”
Is my typing too spooky for you,
Or, am I your one and only boo.
Proving my devotion I type love,
You immediately answer, “loved.”
Is our relationship history to you,
Did I cross the red squiggly line too;
Overriding your style even-more so.
I type charms; you answer “chants,”
Shall we collaborate sweet sonnets;
Editing our melodious disconnects.
Suzette B's Blog 
A friend of mine dictates his text messages, and they end up even more mangled than autocorrect. Technology tries to be smart, but sometimes it doesn’t work out that way!
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So true. They have many flaws…but yet they are sometimes a “help”, but not without some effort 😊
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Haha! This is brilliant Suzette
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🤣 So glad you like it. Happy Thursday Sadje. Blessings.
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Thanks 🙏
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Haha. This is so brilliant. My take on autocorrect wasn’t so kind 😂
The last thing I want is to collaborate with my autocorrect 😂
Good one, Suzette
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🤣 So glad you enjoyed the little fun with auto our correcting “friend”😊. Thank you for reading. Blessings 😊
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Hahaha this is ravishing Suzette. Love it.
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🤣So good to hear that you enjoyed it. Have a marvelous day Kritika❤
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Oh, this is so witty!
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So pleased you enjoyed it. Have a great day. Many blessings to you Rishika😊
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Oh auto correct! 🤣 so funny! Great poem Suzette. I love this one.
I swear the auto correct robots are trying to sow discord— it seems they are heck bent on sending out deliberate miscommunications!!! They are persistent too. Sometimes I have to correct their errors three+ times!
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Yes! I agree Beck .. discord is the right word. But, I am like you correcting often. So happy you enjoyed the ode. 🤣 Have a great day. And thanks for reading. I appreciate it, very much. ❤
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Haha!! Nice one
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Hello Tina, you kind and lovely comments. I did not see them until now. So kind of you to drop by. Thanks for reading the poems and for comments. Glad you found value. Blessings to you. 💖
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💞
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Hahahahhahah!! I can relate to it. This was really witty 😀 😀
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So glad you enjoyed it Shaheen. Happy to send smiles along. Blessings 😊
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Funny!
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So happy you enjoyed it. Have a great rest of your day Susan. Cheers 😊
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omg this is great and so terrific the way you strung it.. worse yet is auto voice. I could have lost plenty of friends b ut some of the things I say.. lol
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🤣 Glad you enjoyed “auto correct’s” letter. Thank you for your kind comments. Always a pleasure.❤
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Hi Suzette! What a cute, brilliant composition! I hope this week has been fun, inviting and rewarding!Cheers!🌺☕️☕️🍃
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Thank you!, Yes indeed my week is going very well. Thank you for your kind words. Glad you enjoyed the poem. Blessings ☕
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Exceptional, with a 🙂.
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Aww… thank you. Glad you enjoyed it. Blessings 😊
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I LOVE this!! So clever and aggravatingly true!
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🤣🙏So glad you enjoyed it Liz! Yes, autocorrect sometimes does not live up to its billing. But I appreciate it nonetheless. I loved your point, “aggravatinglu true” ..you are so right. Peace
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Peace to you, too, Suzette. Speaking of which, a fellow blogger shared the most beautiful peace prayer set to music I have ever heard. I hope you don’t mind if I share the link with you: https://youtu.be/4vVlCXJt0Y4
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Thank you Liz!
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You’re welcome, Suzette!
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Oh yes I will sign up for this collaboration of melodious exchange
But please bear with me, you know how it goes with the word and me.
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Your words are fantastic. Thank you for your thoughts and for reading. Have a beautiful day. Peace❤❤
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Haha! So relatable Suzette. Face this problem often and at times it puts us in an awkward situation when it acts smart and auto corrects it to something that it fancies 😉
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🤣 I love your comments! Yes, it is “awkward” when it creates to its own “fancy” changing our ideas. Yes, awkward is the correct word. Nicely said. Thank you. Enjoy the day. 😊
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Hi!
Ce poème m’ a faite sourire: tu as su, de manière créative et originale, dépeindre la relation si particulière qu’entretiennent un écrivain et son ordinateur.
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«Je suis tellement content que cela vous ait fait sourire. Oui, les outils qui nous aident à “parler” comme l’auto correct sont une source de compagnie mais parfois un défi mais nous arrivons à travailler en harmonie avec eux … on espère.
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Oui, il est vrai que parfois, il nous corrigé sans que nous le demandions.
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Gorgeous! Hope you have a publisher!
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Glad you enjoyed. Thanks for your kind words and for visiting. Blessing to you. 🙏
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This is just adorable!!!
“I type rainbow you answer “boo.”
Is my typing too spooky for you”…
Ahahahaha so good.
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Hahaha 🤣 So pleased it gave a chuckle. Thank you Lia for your thoughtful presence in the WP tribe. Blessings ❤
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Likewise dear blogging friend. Hugs 🤗🙏🌻💞
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How true this is. Very clever!
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So glad you enjoyed it. Thank you😊
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