Writing Wit

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“I am a writer. If I seem cold, it’s because I am surrounded by drafts.” – Unknown

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“If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf.”- Lemony Snicket 

“I never travel without my diary. One should always have something sensational to read in the train.”— Oscar Wilde

“Poetic license is not a license to scribe recklessly.”- C. Kennedy

Listen up, Internet: there is no “h” in “wacky.” Got that? THERE IS NO “H” IN “WACKY.” Thank you.”– Dave Barry

“I wrote a few children’s books. Not on purpose.” – Steven Wright

“It took me fifteen years to discover I had no talent for writing, but I couldn’t give it up because by that time I was too famous.”– Robert Benchley

“Never, ever use repetitive redundancies. Don’t use no double negatives. Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.” – William Safire


Published by Suzette Benjamin

Positive thinker, inspirational, writer, faith

23 thoughts on “Writing Wit”

  2. Being a writer (at least this my goal), I enjoyed all of these quotes. The one about a writer always feeling cold because of the drafts was especially poignant. Now I understand why I am always cold in the winter.

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